I’m over 30 and I wear a nametag to work. I wonder how many of Liz Lemon’s other dealbreakers I’m committing. #30Rock
The past is a grotesque animal
Accidentally put trick candles on @amneedle’s birthday cake. #classicbirthdayhumor
Watching a terrible chick flick with my mom in her hotel room. #lazysaturday #momsintown

When I saw the trailer for this film I immediately thought of South Twelfth’s moratorium on romantic comedies set in New York. Why are they flouting his wishes? Don’t they know he’s an ordained minister?
What does it mean when the hot and cold sides of the faucet on my sink reverse momentarily? Is it the multiverse? Am I dying?
On the verge of scrapping a too-vague homework assignment. Good news for my students’ workload; bad news for my pedagogical self-confidence.
Welcome to the fellowship. http://tinyurl.com/23kuhs RT @RDLevitt I’m cited in a Wikipedia article!!! http://tinyurl.com/yk7a64x
I’m in the cafe at school and an ensemble is rehearsing “Frame by Frame.” #kingcrimson
WHY THE F IS TRAFFIC AT A DEAD STOP ON 94 WEST AT 10:30 PM. I just want to go to bed. #roadrage
I’m compiling my 100 favorite tracks of the decade. I can’t help it. http://jakemohan.net/archives/1786