The past is a grotesque animal

I live in Minneapolis, ardently. Sometimes I have more to say.

I’m over 30 and I wear a nametag to work. I wonder how many of Liz Lemon’s other dealbreakers I’m committing. #30Rock

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Recording cymbals at Fur Seal. No drums, just cymbals. This is a first.

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Accidentally put trick candles on @amneedle’s birthday cake. #classicbirthdayhumor

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Happy birthday @amneedle!

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Watching a terrible chick flick with my mom in her hotel room. #lazysaturday #momsintown

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When I saw the trailer for this film I immediately thought of South Twelfth’s moratorium on romantic comedies set in New York. Why are they flouting his wishes? Don’t they know he’s an ordained minister?

When I saw the trailer for this film I immediately thought of South Twelfth’s moratorium on romantic comedies set in New York. Why are they flouting his wishes? Don’t they know he’s an ordained minister?

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“Perhaps an attic shall I seek.” #balloonboy

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What does it mean when the hot and cold sides of the faucet on my sink reverse momentarily? Is it the multiverse? Am I dying?

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I never ordered Santana Abraxis.

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On the verge of scrapping a too-vague homework assignment. Good news for my students’ workload; bad news for my pedagogical self-confidence.

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Welcome to the fellowship. http://tinyurl.com/23kuhs RT @RDLevitt I’m cited in a Wikipedia article!!! http://tinyurl.com/yk7a64x

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I’m in the cafe at school and an ensemble is rehearsing “Frame by Frame.” #kingcrimson

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WHY THE F IS TRAFFIC AT A DEAD STOP ON 94 WEST AT 10:30 PM. I just want to go to bed. #roadrage

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I’m compiling my 100 favorite tracks of the decade. I can’t help it. http://jakemohan.net/archives/1786

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