Just watched Marshall deliver Alec Baldwin’s monologue from Glengarry Glen Ross to a mostly empty PF Chang’s.
The past is a grotesque animal
I live in Minneapolis, ardently. Sometimes I have more to say.
Spent my entire quarterly bonus check on a new drum throne. #livingthedream

Uh, someone else must have watched that using my account. How embarrassing for me that person.
The Office and 30 Rock both KILLED IT last night. My laff muscles are sore.
Rode my bike across the Washington Ave bridge and now I have “Stuck Between Stations” stuck in my head.
Rugby ended racism forever in South Africa. If you would like to learn how racism was ended in America, you need to watch the Clint Eastwood documentary, Gran Torino.
Videogum
Almost got hit by two cars on my bike and I haven’t even made it 0.5 mile from home. This does not augur well.
And then @amneedle and I almost got doored by a dipshit with cornrows. #zeroirony
Almost got doored by a woman whose car had a “Courtesy is Contagious” bumper sticker. #irony
If you have a Geocities page, you should save it tonight before it gets shut down. http://tinyurl.com/yl9798d
